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ProTip: NEVER Lasso A Shark

posted May 8, 2017, 5:02 AM by Ryan Quinn

A man in Australia thought it'd be a great idea to be a cowboy on the ocean and throw a lasso around a shark.

It went about as well as you think it would. He ended up with a chunk taken out of his leg after the shark had had enough fun. 

The guy looks like a guy who would lasso a shark. And there's video, and gnarly pictures.

ProTip: Don't Slash Tires

posted May 8, 2017, 4:53 AM by Ryan Quinn

A store owner in New Hampshire has been arrested after calling the police to report illegally parked cars

While investigating the incident, police discovered surveillance video that showed the owner and another employee slashing the tires of ten illegally parked cars with a drill.  

This raises the question... what do you fill a Trump pinata with?

posted May 8, 2017, 4:45 AM by Ryan Quinn

A teacher in Colorado is in hot water after she had her Spanish class celebrate Cinco De Mayo with a Trump pinata. http://www.9news.com/mb/news/education/teacher-placed-on-leave-for-trump-piata/437588558?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Our First 2017 Mother of the Year Entry

posted Jan 4, 2017, 4:57 AM by Ryan Quinn   [ updated Jan 4, 2017, 4:57 AM ]

This woman was apparently hired to to clean a barbershop in red lingerie and when the community complained and police responded a swat team apparently had to be called in. Click Here for more.

Duckface Mugshot

Fifty Shades Darker Extended Trailer

posted Jan 4, 2017, 4:24 AM by Ryan Quinn   [ updated Jan 4, 2017, 4:26 AM ]

(ABC) On Monday night, Bachelor fans got an eyeful of the extended trailer for Fifty Shades Darker, which premiered during the reality show's first episode of the new season.

In the follow-up to last year's blockbuster, Fifty Shades of Grey, there are still plenty of sparks between Dakota Johnson's Anastasia Steele and Jamie Dornan's Christian Grey; the trailer opens with her accepting a large bouquet of white roses and his invitation to dinner.

As Taylor Swift and Zayn Malik’s "I Don’t Wanna Live Forever" plays in the background, we see the pair rekindling their romance aboard Grey's yacht, in his penthouse, during a fireworks display and in an elevator scene.

But as the preview warns, "every fairy tale has a dark side," and the trailer quickly takes a darker turn, with a helicopter crash, a vandalized car and a female stalker holding Anastasia at gunpoint.

Fifty Shades Darker hits theaters Feb. 10.

Fifty Shades Darker Extended Trailer


ProTip: Don't Dress Your Dog

posted Jan 3, 2017, 4:56 AM by Ryan Quinn

I don't know, man. I've never been a fan of dressing animals in clothes. They don't get it. Most don't like, and some hate it. Like this pitbull mix named Scarface who attacked everyone in the family and sent two to the hospital after a woman tried to dress him in a sweater.

Mariah Carey's Not So Rockin' New Years Eve

posted Jan 3, 2017, 4:47 AM by Ryan Quinn


9 Signs You Need To Run Like Hell and Never Look Back

posted Dec 13, 2016, 4:51 AM by Ryan Quinn

Look--if things aren't 100 percent awesome at the beginning of your courtship, you're in for some serious trouble once you get settled into the relationship. Here are nine red flags to look out for when you first start dating somebody, courtesy of Elite Daily:

He won't introduce you to his friends. 
He's emotionally attached to his phone (especially around you). 
He goes on and on about his "crazy" exes. 
He can't make decisions on his own. 
He criticizes you more than he compliments you. 
He's shady about his past. 
He posts more selfies than you do. 
He continually messes up simple details about you.
He lives way beyond his means. 

USPS Accused of Stuffing Packages in Tight Holes

posted Nov 30, 2016, 10:36 AM by Ryan Quinn

This ever happened to you? Apparently residents in Florida are having a problem with mail carriers treating their packages poorly. 

Always treat packages with respect. Especially if they are not yours.

Pokemon Stopped.

posted Nov 30, 2016, 10:31 AM by Ryan Quinn

Why can't we all get along?

Police are now looking for someone they think beat up a Pokemon Go player.  I have only two questions... Why would you beat up a Pokemon Go player? and Who still plays Pokemon Go?

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